Yes, every day as we were gas axing rusted parts or arc welding and molten steel would be falling all around us, I'd say, "now Boss, tell me again how you got through life with all ten toes, you must step on red hot steel every day?", Joe would reply, "I'm not the Boss, your'e the Boss, your'e the fella paying the bill, anyways, you just gotta watch where you put your feet, that's all"!

I said to him one day, "Hey Joe, when you are clearing 100 foot high rain forest with that D8, what happens when a deadly Taipan snake comes flying out of the falling branches and lands in the cockpit with you trying to take a bite out of those pretty toes?" "Well, I always carry a 2 foot long sugar cane knife in my Cats Mike, and as soon as the mongrel snakes hits the plates I grab me knife and off with his head"! All this while negotiating often near vertical hills too step for the D8H to reverse up under it's own traction.
I added a few more schnapps of Joe in his day to day Workplace Safety Gear, I'm sure the Cat. Inc. Lawyers and Insurers will faint when they see Joe heating up a bearing reading for fitting to my D2, on his toy, the D8H, he has a D7 too, and working on a D2 3J fitting aftermarket 24 volt electric starter and alternator.
regards
Mike